Half a thousand

Post number 500. Figured I would let out some skeletons for this one.

1. As a kid I was afraid of grass. I was always running around, and my mom wouldn't have it. So all she did was take of my sneakers and put me on the grass, and I would be so scared that I would stand still until I got my shoes back on. I guess thats one of the reasons my sneakers are so dear to me.

2. I don't like the taste of eggs. That's why I mix it in with cheese to take away the taste of it. Hmmm..

3. When I was old enough to get the holy bread at church during Mass, I was so stoked that I started to pretend I ate the bread, but the truth was I was saving them. At one point I swear I had over a handful of them. It was enough to bring as lunch.

4. I once ate 5 whole kebas in one day, and still managed to eat "normal" food the same day as well. Sick I know...

5. When I was born, the doctor thought I was blind. My eye-lids wouldn't open up, but in all reality it was wide open, they were just really chinky.

6. During wintertime elementary school I got a basketball beanie from my uncle in the US or something. I was forced to wear it. So I would walk really early just to avoid the other kids, and I would cry all the way up to school, and when there were cars driving past I would take the beanie off. Hah!

7. My first soccer practice I wore some O.G playoff Air Jordan XIII's.

8. I am a suck arse svimmer. When I was in 10th grade in Norway during swimming class I had to have the teacher put a metal "leech" around me and have him walk beside me. If I would sink he would just pull me up. I almost died during "first aid" swimming class. One task was to swim with a sweater on and then take it off where the water was really deep. I managed to wrap the arm of the sweater around my neck while I had the sweater still over my head. Swear, I thought it was my time to go.

9. I once ate a blob of cooked fat, that weighed at least a 1 kg or more. It was so nasty, but I didn't dare throw it away, because I was visiting my aunt, and she made it. Gotta respect her cooking, I just happened to pick out the wrong piece of "meat". A couple of years I did the same thing again, but that was for a pair of shoes. Nasty, but worth it.

10. Hmmmm.. can't think of one. I know I have more... I'll come back with more later. Let's say this is a part 1.


Wow. Weirdo. Real talk. Scary.